Quenching a News Thirsty Moonshineopolis
Posted in Breaking News, Hobo Miracles on Sep 17th, 2009
I’m not sure what has gotten into the wild life around here but something has been messing with the double helix that sits upon the throne of the animal’s innards. What does a double helix do when it’s not busy ordering organs to digest or eyeballs to blink? Usually it resorts to perfecting its understanding [...]
Posted in Hobo Miracles on Jul 16th, 2009
Hobos at Moonshineopolis spend at least two hours a day throwing objects into wells scattered across the jungle wishing for inane things. I know I’ve been caught a few times asking the powers that be for a real-live scooter, a talking hermit crab, a hat so heavy a pelican can’t pluck it from my skull [...]
Posted in Hobo Miracles on May 13th, 2009
A merchant has carted his way into Moonshineopolis drawing the attention of all the nightmare addled denizens. He has set up shop on the corner of Main St. and Under Dr. where he plans to sell canoes, fishing rods, loaves of bread, scuba gear, fishing bait, dream catchers and dream decoder rings. It’s clear that [...]
Posted in Hobo Miracles on Apr 28th, 2009
Hobos sometime feel a rumbling in their stomach that can only be satisfied by a heroic feat of eating. In the past, some hobos have swallowed a block of cheese to calm the stirrings while others open their cabinet and swallow everything their pupils absorb. It’s a rare phenomenon called “Stomach Exodus” which is caused [...]
Posted in Hobo Culture, Hobo Miracles on Apr 23rd, 2009
Every time around this year, or whenever the Moonshine Mayor decides, the old ham bone is brought out to commemorate the ancient Hobo Depression and how we, as a culture, have advanced so far from those troubling times.
The legend of the ham bone is that it was once a part of a ham fell off [...]