Quenching a News Thirsty Moonshineopolis
Posted in Hobo Weather on Aug 25th, 2010
I awoke this morning with a strange instinct to make my bed. Also, something inside my gut kept tugging at me and whispering to my brain to “take a loan out of the bank and start a business consulting on railroad construction” whatever that means. As we approach the middle of the Dawg-Bog Days of [...]
Posted in Absurd, Hobo Weather on Aug 23rd, 2010
This is the week in Moonshineopolis that the heat begins to run interference on our brain waves and cause all sorts of mischief. Some call it the “Dog Days of Bummer” but that’s only because those people are the type of people that call “tortilla chips” “nachos.” Kids start working on their business cards, lamps [...]
Posted in Hobo Weather on Feb 25th, 2010
Here are some tips to survive the inevitable heavy rain coming our way. Any hate mail shouldn’t be sent to Hobo Digest HQ, but should be handed to Wurbles instead. Without further delay, here come the tips!
1. The roof is designed to take a decent amount of force, but what good is a roof without another [...]
Posted in Hobo Weather on Feb 23rd, 2010
“Look at this gun I made! It shoots marbles higher than hawks! I call them ‘Hawk Marbles.’” This was the intro to a press release we received here at Hobo Digest. Living in a hobo community filled with a fair share of bumbling slobs trying to make an impact in a domain dominated by flapping [...]
Posted in Hobo Weather on Jul 17th, 2009
I stood on my roof all day waiting for the clouds to show me a sign of some sort and you’ll never guess what it just revealed to me. First, the clouds contorted itself into animals playing all sorts of percussion instruments, then they came together to form one large mallet that threatened to crush [...]