Quenching a News Thirsty Moonshineopolis
Posted in Hobo Food on Dec 11th, 2009
I’m sitting in a comfortable media room with tin cans hooked up to both ears, both on the receiving end of a long wire connected to the competitors’ mouths, ready to transcribe the important events and their progress during this massacre of food. As you would expect at an event covered in spotlight, there are [...]
Posted in Hobo Food on Dec 9th, 2009
We’re here at a press conference with the five contestants that are about to embark on a suicide-eating mission, which happens to fall on the same day as the Festival of Saint Hoagie. What are the odds?
The Million Dollar Hoagie enters the room from the left and easily crosses the 500ft auditorium before projecting out [...]
Posted in Hobo Food on Dec 8th, 2009
It wasn’t very difficult to find four hungry hobos in Moonshineopolis, but it was a tad difficult to find the hungriest to compete in the Million Dollar Hoagie event. After a quick survey was completed by a number of participants, four hobos rose to the top like a bag of fat that was thrown into [...]
Posted in Hobo Food on Dec 7th, 2009
The Silver Sapphire train rolled into the Moonshineopolis for the first time in a rough couple of years. Hobos waiting for their train stared at the arrival of the sparkling sapphire caboose wondering what this omen could mean for Moonshineopolis. It’s well known that folks who consciously choose to ride the Silver Sapphire are the [...]
Posted in Hobo Food on Sep 9th, 2009
Sometimes it’s hard to find time gather all the necessary ingredients to prepare a healthy meal for you and your family. Lucky for you, I’ve decided to do what any sane journalist would do and find you an easy to scrap together recipe. I guess you were hoping to find some sort of coupon to [...]