Quenching a News Thirsty Moonshineopolis
Posted in Hobo Culture on Dec 31st, 2009
It’s almost the New Year and it’s one more chance for us hobos to sharpen our talents and really advance as a culture. Here are the top five resolutions we’re going to try and adhere to throughout 2010.
1. Build a Wall of Beard: This is something we’ve been meaning to do for a while. We [...]
Posted in Hobo Culture on Dec 17th, 2009
For the third night the energy was flowing through my veins, I took a trip down to the docks. If there was anything going on around 4 a.m. there it had to be something fishy. You can imagine my surprise when I didn’t find anything fishy, but dishy.
I approached the Bharf Wharf and saw some [...]
Posted in Hobo Culture on Dec 15th, 2009
It’s night two and I still haven’t slept. I read somewhere that this kind of activity breeds hallucinations. I haven’t had a hallucination since that time I ate an entire frog and washed it down with a bottle of toothpaste, but I know I’m not imagining things when I tell you this: I saw an [...]
Posted in Hobo Culture on Dec 14th, 2009
Around this time of year our dumpsters are filled with the trash of the big-wig pop companies. After digging past expired lab animals, fake limbs, dirty bottles and some rust-covered mixing bowls I discovered the holy grail: A case of fresh energy drinks. And there, at the bottom of the dumpster, laid before me [...]
Posted in Hobo Culture on Oct 7th, 2009
So we have protesters, we have stolen hats, we have hobos making important decisions. It’s been quite a party here in Moonshineopolis and with all of this action I’ve rudely forgotten to introduce our guest. Sorry. Without further ado, let me give you a brief biography of the Honorary Seven.
Path- He is one of the [...]