Quenching a News Thirsty Moonshineopolis
Posted in Absurd on Aug 27th, 2010
After visiting the Foil Fountain I had an inclination to go home and make my own dating video. I thought for sure that it was the heat that was making me think this way, but I have a gut that never passes a fib from its lining to my thinker. So I spent most of [...]
Posted in Absurd, Hobo Weather on Aug 23rd, 2010
This is the week in Moonshineopolis that the heat begins to run interference on our brain waves and cause all sorts of mischief. Some call it the “Dog Days of Bummer” but that’s only because those people are the type of people that call “tortilla chips” “nachos.” Kids start working on their business cards, lamps [...]
Posted in Absurd on Jan 21st, 2010
There I was, lost in a maze with nothing but a backpack of salami. I’ve been in worst situations, of course, but this was probably one of the more baffling points in my life. Not to mention this imaginarium kept capturing my thoughts and using them to manipulate me.
For instance, as I grasped the [...]
Posted in Absurd on Jan 20th, 2010
You remember where we last left off? Let me refresh your memory, I was standing in front of the gates to a salami maze. I love a good maze and have yet to meet a maze that was too challenging for my wit (something we cannot say for Mr.Nicholson). With a sense of duty I [...]
Posted in Absurd on Jan 18th, 2010
Here I am inside the Imaginarium of Mr.Danish equipped with a hat of confusion and boots of providence. This equipment is more metaphorical for how I feel than actual protective wear. Among my swirling dreams and desires was a small path that ran ahead of me and bent slightly to the left. Remembering what my [...]