Quenching a News Thirsty Moonshineopolis
Posted in Uncategorized on Oct 1st, 2009
Like ants marching to a picnic or storm clouds that congregate on an army of ants marching to a picnic, this was bound to happen. Protesters have begun to line up outside of the Honorary Committee Hall chanting such mantras as, “mason jars can go to hell, we want to drink out of the liberty [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Aug 18th, 2009
Posted in Uncategorized, hoboscopes on Jun 7th, 2009
Mequillers (January 1st – February 22nd): A pickle isn’t always a pickle and a butterfly isn’t always a butterfly, therefor you don’t always have to be you. You might look like you but feel free to go zany one of these days and take on the role of the optimistic wanderer who isn’t afraid to [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Apr 2nd, 2009
Nothing worse than treating your palate to the same mediocre, drool halting, tongue upsetting, taste bud destroying taste of a boot every day of your life. Boots are good, don’t get me wrong, but when those laces are over cooked, and the rubber sole is tough as my aunt’s will to live, my stomach stutters [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Mar 29th, 2009
Eggs are on the verge of hatching and someone has to make sure they make it out of their shell of a prison alive. So go to your neighbors across the street and steal their eggs. They’ve been acting strange lately plus the smell of scrambled eggs that has been emitting from their house lends [...]